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THEME JOKE - ASSISTANCE |
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RESEARCHER
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GLORIA HOTEL &
FLEMINGO PARK, Praia, Rio |
«« SWEEPER |
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RESEARCHER'S
GUIDE
Spot Visit Information from Rio + Mental Vision |
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Albert Einstein (German. 1879-1955),
the greatest Scientist of the world, who invented Atom Bomb and
got a Nobel prize (1921), for his Theory of Relativity, went to
Brazil (South America) in May 1925. He stayed in the 4th Floor of
Gloria hotel (Smaller in 1921), in Rio De Janeiro, and completed
the "Theory of the existence of Proton". Then he came out to see
around. He walked on the road out of his hotel. That road joined
the circle of Praia Do Russel at Flamengo, where a number of roads
are meeting at angles. He got to the centre of the circle and
decided to go and relax in the Flamengo Park.
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After some time,
he came back to the circle, and he was not able to locate the road
from where he came, leading to his hotel, out of many angular
roads meeting in the circle!! As common to all great Professors,
he did not remember the name of the road or his hotel too !!! He
had no alternative except asking the people on the road to help
him to go to his hotel, without the name of the hotel as well as
the name of the road. No body was able to help him.
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But one Spanish
sweeper cleaning the road, asked his name, just out of curiosity
to know how can a person be like this ? Our great scientist said
his name is Albert Einstein. Immediately the sweeper said "Oh I
saw in yesterday's news paper that the great Scientist Albert
Einstein is in Rio, staying in Gloria Hotel !!!". He immediately
showed that hotel across the road.
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Einstein said "I am happy that you
voluntarily Contacted and
Assisted me. You are very
shrewd". The Sweeper said in Spanish "Not at all Sir. You
Helped me by giving your
name and I showed your Rio stay Home".
Einstein said "Assistance and Help are relatively
linked for Human progress. I will immediately buy a
Site Map of Rio, from the
Book Store, very near to the Hotel".
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When a Researcher is confused a Cleaner
Brightens it. Human generation progresses more by asking for
anything and everything, when a need arises, without any
hesitation and reservation. This is a tool for Growth and
Development.
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MORAL : Everybody is an Expert in their exclusive Domain of
Operation. Hence, anybody can Assist anybody else on a common
platform, where they Mutually and Relatively share a common
knowledge. |
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THEME
RECIPE - ASSISTANCE
LEMON-YOGHURT BREAD FOR RELATIVE VITAILITY
Source : A
Tastefully true story, based on an intricate search of
Biographical Books / Websites on Einstein + Original Blend of
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CHEF
EGG & PROTON
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EINSTEIN
EGG & ANTIBODY
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CHEF
EGG & PROTON
EINSTEIN
EGG & ANTIBODY
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CHEF
EGG & PROTON
EINSTEIN
EGG & ANTIBODY
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EGG & PROTON
EGG & ANTIBODY |
Albert Einstein
was invited to speak in many universities and private gatherings.
He was a little uncomfortable on lunch / dinner meetings, due to
changes in the food blends and associated indigestions. However he
was not able to refuse, and on such occasions, he used to take
his personal Chef, to prepare and serve the menu, acceptable to his
digestive systems, .
One night he was driving to deliver a dinner speech on the
existence of protons in an atom, with his Chef, a man who
somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and his
manners. Einstein mentioned to his Chef that he was tired of
speech making.
"I have a great idea, Boss,"
his Chef said. "I have heard your speech on Proton existence so many
times. I bet I could bake it and deliver it to the best and utmost
satisfaction of the taste, flavour and spirit of the audience".
Einstein
laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrived at the dinner meeting, Einstein donned in the
Chef’s Cap and Jacket, and sat in the back of the room.
The chef gave a beautiful speech on the existence of proton. He
concluded by drawing the cross section of an egg on the black board
with an arrow inward and an arrow from the center outward, and said
“All of you might have seen an egg and its contents inside. The
yellow in the center resembles a Proton, the white around it
resembles the Electrons and shell keeps these together with a
binding force. Similarly, an atom is maintaining its unique
structure, by balancing the binding force exerted by the shell
inward, by the proton at the center providing the force outward, or
otherwise the atomic structure cannot be in balance. Any
questions please, I will be happy to answer”. Then he bent his head
and shook his hands in original Einstein’s style.
A research fellow from Harvard asked “If an egg in a nut
shell represents an atom, and the proton is in the center, are
the colour of the protons yellow ?".
The Chef said “The nuclear particles are colourless. However, a
colour spectrum could be visible when they are released into a
medium... Then the colour depends on the energy at the time of
release, wave length of the proton stream, and the characteristics
of the medium of release… ”. Similarly he answered many
questions smartly and in line with the research publications of
Einstein, as he used to refer.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely
esoteric question about anti-matter formation and proton,
digressing here and there, to let everyone in the audience know
that he is a hi-fi brain.
Without missing a beat, the chef
fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer
to that question is so simple, that I will let my chef, who is
sitting in the back of the room, answer it for me."
Einstein was taken back, by this sudden backward
inspiration of the Chef !! He immediately walked in a Chef’s
style, looks and manners to the podium. He took the chalk and drew 2
sideward Parabola, and connected their focal points by a double
arrow. Then said “I have split the egg of the accredited
professor Einstein into 2 diverging parabolic structure, as if
they are meeting and configuring back into an egg, at an infinite
point. Each elementary particle has a special partner called its
anti-particle that has the same mass, but the opposite electric
charge. It is applicable to the Proton also. The answer is
very simple. If you eat an egg and get a stomach disorder,
then you need an exactly equal and opposite matter to nullify that
effect, and that is anti matter. At a particle level, it is an
anti-particle. The whole gathering applauded and disbursed for the
dinner..
Einstein thanked his Chef for his excellent presentation as well
as providing a good relaxed sleep for him. Then the Chef asked
“What is your favourite choice in today’s dinner that I have to
blend ?".
Einstein said “Today I am the Chef. So I will
configure the recipe and serve it. Let us enjoy it". Mutual
Assistance between us is necessary for a dynamic and balanced
performance, similar to the Proton and Electron equilibrium in
an atomic structure. Then he made a table of requirements as
below :- (Cup = A Tea Cup)
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INGREDIENTS |
CONTENTS |
- (Bengal) Gram Flour
– 3 Cups
- Eggs (White) - 3
- Yogurt – 2 Cups
- Sugar - 1 ½ Cups
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A). Mass Ingredients
Total (Ma) = 9½ Units |
- Fresh lemon juice -
2 Table Spoons
- Vegetable oil (Sun
Flower) - ¾ cup
- Salt - 1 Teaspoon
- Baking Soda - 1
Teaspoon
- Baking Powder - ½
Teaspoon
- A little butter for greasing.
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B). Velocity ingredients
Total (Ve) = 5¼ Units |
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PREPARATION (Velocity
induction =Vi) |
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Add the vegetable oil and
sugar to the eggs and mix well.
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Add the yogurt, lemon juice
and Gram flour to the mixture in (1). Mix well, but do not
over mix.
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Grease two loaf pans with a
little butter.
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Pour the mixture in (2) into
these two well-greased loaf pans.
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Bake in the oven for one
hour until it turns into light golden brown colour.
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Test it with a “Cake tester”
or ‘Toothpick” inserted into the centre, comes out clean.
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Remove from the oven and
Serve in a Half plate.
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Matter Ma in A and the
square of the velocity Ve in B of the cooking media, will
add 261. 84375 Units
of Energy
(E), relative to your current Energy level, so that you can
prepare and present yourself in another lecture
meeting comfortably (See Note below).
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NOTE : E =
MC 2 = 9½ X (5¼) 2
= 9. 5 X 27. 5625 = 261. 84375 Energy Units. |
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MORAL :
Atomic Structure is a Pre-cooked Particle Pastry.
Hence, what a Physicist exposes could easily be disclosed by a
Nutritionist (Expert Cook) |
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Viewer's
Question : Can
Gram Flour cause Stomach disorders ?
DR.VSRS :
Botanical name of Gram or Chik Pea Flour is
Cicer Arietinum.
01.
Stomach disorder is caused by excess of digestive
acid generated by
the Liver, and stored in Gall Bladder. Gram flour
is rich in Calcium
and Phosphorous, both are bases. These bases
neutralise the acids.
Hence Gram Flour is an anti acid formation food,
and there is no
reason to believe that it could cause Stomach
disorder.
02. Inability
of the stomach to digest fats also causes disorders. Hence the
selection of "Non fat" oils like Corn oil, Sun flower
oil etc... and their
controlled use for frying gram flour based food, should
not cause any
disorder.
03. Excessive intake
of any food stuff cause stomach disorders. So is the
Gram flour. Do not take it in excess. The high Calcium
and
Phosphorous contents could deposit "Calcium phosphate"
stones in the
Gall Bladder and Kidney.
04. Trial and error
intake tests infer that a maximum of 7 Tea Cups of
Gram flour (as whole gram + flour) per month is
safe for any person.
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cause Blood Pressure ? Click for Answer ►BP |
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